Chilcott – Report

Most peoples are asking how it has taken so long for the Chilcott report to be published. One theory we have heard put forward is that it took years and great expense to find a bucket large enough to contain so much whitewash. Despite the no expense search, no bucket large enough could be found so as a last resort a vast collection of buckets was assembled to hold the huge amount of whitewash. Now the problem faces the government as to what to do with all the whitewash. One suggestion put forward is to give Tony Blair a paint brush and have him paint every dustbin in the country white. That task would certainly please a lot of people. Would that be because they like white dustbins or would they be taking the pleasure of seeing Tony doing the painting? Please let us know.